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[biifurcatiion]

gue22 what iim not here.
leave me a me22age and ii miight get back when ii have tiime, or not.









(Translation: Guess what I'm not here. Leave me a message and I might get back when I have time, or not.)

Comments

[samantha_grey]

Little victories

[biifurcatiion]

waiit.
ii2 thii2 liike 2ome kiind of weiird friiend2hiip overture???
oh my god plea2e 2ay iit ii2nt, plea2e 2ay you are not that emotiionally criippled.

[samantha_grey]

Wait, what? God, you read a lot into things. You're funny to talk to, that's all.

Do people actually do that? Friendship overtures? That sounds stupidly formal, or is this something about moirails or somesuch?

[biifurcatiion]

no, ii feel no need two baiil your a22 out of your own 2tupiidiity and iif you 2o much a2 2hoo2hed me ii would be glad two iintroduce a new 2et of gapiing openiing2 iin your 2kull.
ii am ju2t wonderiing what your angle ii2.

[samantha_grey]

Well, if you need an angle, I can buy that. Closest I can think of to one is that I'm keeping in touch with you because you're not a complete moron, you're funny to talk to, and every once in a while you've been helpful figuring a few things out.

Keeping tabs on people around here like that's just good survival sense. It's all pretty selfish, really.

[biifurcatiion]

huh.
ii gue22 ii cant really argue wiith that.
even iif your 2urviival 2en2e2 have alway2 been iin que2tiion iin thii2 camp.

[samantha_grey]

I don't always make brilliant choices, no. But glad that explained it better.

[biifurcatiion]

you dont make any, but you 2hould know that my patiience wiith playiing iinformant wont la2t forever.

[samantha_grey]

Informants go both ways, brainiac. You're entitled to ask the occasional question too, you know. As long as we stay off a certain topic indefinitely, we might actually find ways to help each other now and again.

[biifurcatiion]

eheheheheheh dont put any bet2 on that.
or do, iid probably get a kiick out of 2eeiing how wrong you can be.

[samantha_grey]

That's me. The eternal entertainer. Alright, I'll see you around, Sollux.