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[biifurcatiion]

gue22 what iim not here.
leave me a me22age and ii miight get back when ii have tiime, or not.









(Translation: Guess what I'm not here. Leave me a message and I might get back when I have time, or not.)

Comments

<small>[ AND THEN LIKE FOUR HOURS LATER...]

[nukeoleptic]

[ In plaintext.. ]

>:(

OH JADE

[biifurcatiion]

oh thank god.
iif ii were iincliined two be a completely douchebag riight now would be a good time two drop an ii told you 2o, dog, or 2omethiing equally a22iiniine.
what happened.

lkasjdfaksjdf

[nukeoleptic]

that is just a way to say i told u so w/o saying i told u so :/!!!!!!
and i hurt my arm
but its fine
i kind of live in the house where all the healers live
its just really annoying
i cant fucking use my powers like this aghghakljfsdfkl;j

[biifurcatiion]

oh my fuckiing p2iioniic god no ii am defiiniitely not 2ayiing that even though ii 2hould becau2e look how fuckiing riight ii wa2.
hurt how, diid you dii2locate your arm, ii2 that the dumba22 2tunt you ju2t pulled?
becau2e iif you diid WHY ARE YOU TALKIING TWO ME AND NOT MAKIING 2OMEONE FIIX IIT?
ii know you cant ju2t haul off and punch them iin the face untiil they giive iin but ju2t go kiick theiir 2hiin2 for awhiile, that'll get you mediical attentiion fa2t.

[nukeoleptic]

actually im pretty sure its broken
like 99percent sure
and im hiding right now
i am going back to the safe house ;p
im just going the more sneaky route so i dont draw any more attention to myself


and you were def saying i told u so
that is 100 percent what u were saying
its sweet of u to worry but im fine \o/

[biifurcatiion]

there ii2 a profound diifference between poiintiing out how thii2 backfiired on you, 2ayiing ii told you 2o, and actually worryiing.
2tartiing wiith tho2e la2t two aren't what'2 takiing place here.
ii thiink you wiill fiind that ii dont really giive a 2hiit about what you do on a regular ba2ii2! e2peciialy not when iit only ha2 negatiive con2equence2 for your2elf.

[nukeoleptic]

[ NO ANSWER. >/ ]

[biifurcatiion]

harley.
harley are you 2tiill there.

[nukeoleptic]

[ She's going to toe him in the shins later. >T ]

im busy
what do u want

[biifurcatiion]

oh my god fiir2t you're pe2teriing me two tell me how you broke your arm and then you're blowiing me off.
make up your miind already what you want two do here becau2e iit2 not liike ii have anythiing better two be doiing wiith my tiime than waiiting on your beck and call!

[nukeoleptic]

[ HE IS A REALLY NICE DISTRACTION for when she is hiding from Taken... ]

lmao sollux would u make up ur mind
do u care or not
i was trying 2 leave u alone

[biifurcatiion]

ii dont know maybe ii dont!
what do you have two 2ay two that, ehh?

[nukeoleptic]

i say that my arm hurts really bad and im still not in a safe spot
so usually i would find this eighty percent adorable and twenty percent annoying
but the percentages are swapped rn
does that answer ur question

[biifurcatiion]

ii wiill 2hut up on the condiitiion you tell me the 2econd you arent about two diie, get 2hot at, or otherwii2e exce22iively maiimed agaiin.

[nukeoleptic]

k

[ And then, about forty-five minutes later-- ]

sollux?

[biifurcatiion]

2tiill here.

[nukeoleptic]

im in a safe place and my arm is splinted and im not going back out
ok?

[biifurcatiion]

no but iit2 better than iit wa2.
you iidiiot.

[nukeoleptic]

i will stop by and you can lecture me to my face when things are back to normal, ok?
you have my permission to call me as dumb as you want for like fifteen minutes
i wont even argue :B

[biifurcatiion]

lmfao we all know that ii2nt goiing two happen.
ii hate my2elf a liittle biit more than ii diid for even u2iing that kiind of juveniile acronym liike you do.
yeah that'2 fiine ii wiill even conde2cend two not mentiion more than once how thii2 wouldnt have happened iif your 2peciie2 weren't riidiiculou2ly fragiile and ba2iically iincompetent and iill de2iigned for ba2iic 2urviival.

[nukeoleptic]

humans survive just fine :3
i said you can yell at me later
for now, shut up :P

[biifurcatiion]

yeah ok a2 long a2 you actually come over later.

[nukeoleptic]

no sollux i am a big fat liar who breaks all her promises

[biifurcatiion]

you could be.
we could have all been 2ecretly deceiived by your 2eemiingly open way2 when iin fact you are the 2ort of ma2ter maniipulator vrii2ka 2erket get2 wet iimagiiniing her2elf two be.

[nukeoleptic]

asdfklsdf SOLLUX
gross T_T