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gue22 what iim not here.
leave me a me22age and ii miight get back when ii have tiime, or not.

(Translation: Guess what I'm not here. Leave me a message and I might get back when I have time, or not.)

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get two the fuckiing poiint 2am, iim a bu2y man.
or diid you ju2t want two hara22 me about not comiing out2iide?

Harass you. Just being sociable, two-tones. You're fun to poke.

Well, that and I was actually a little curious, but you sated that already. You got anything to ask, busy man?

whiich one am ii talkiing two.

The normal one. I'm not trying to get into your pants, Sollux. That's always a bad sign.

2orry, iit2 hard two tell. youre both 2o obnoxiiou2 and iirriitatiing.
diid you really ju2t bother me two a2k about whether or not ii wa2 gettiing out2iide.

The other half's more terrifying than irritating. She's actually been... a little tame so far.

But yes, that's exactly what I did, homebound.

congratulatiion2, that ii2 the dumbe2t thiing anybody ha2 bothered me about thii2 week.

Do I win a prize?

ye2, your priize ii2 two FUCK OFF.

Not much of a prize, if you ask me.

2hut up dumba22 that2 the poiint.

Not much of a point, now is it?

[Yeah, she's trolling a little. Not very well...]

ii cant fiigure out iif youre tryiing two cover for the fact that you had a diip2hiit rea2on for botheriing me and you cant briing your2elf two admiit iit or you 2omehow really thiink youre beiing clever.

And now you just make me want to leave you guessing.

liike that wiill hurt me 2o much.

Little victories

waiit.
ii2 thii2 liike 2ome kiind of weiird friiend2hiip overture???
oh my god plea2e 2ay iit ii2nt, plea2e 2ay you are not that emotiionally criippled.

Wait, what? God, you read a lot into things. You're funny to talk to, that's all.

Do people actually do that? Friendship overtures? That sounds stupidly formal, or is this something about moirails or somesuch?

no, ii feel no need two baiil your a22 out of your own 2tupiidiity and iif you 2o much a2 2hoo2hed me ii would be glad two iintroduce a new 2et of gapiing openiing2 iin your 2kull.
ii am ju2t wonderiing what your angle ii2.

Well, if you need an angle, I can buy that. Closest I can think of to one is that I'm keeping in touch with you because you're not a complete moron, you're funny to talk to, and every once in a while you've been helpful figuring a few things out.

Keeping tabs on people around here like that's just good survival sense. It's all pretty selfish, really.

huh.
ii gue22 ii cant really argue wiith that.
even iif your 2urviival 2en2e2 have alway2 been iin que2tiion iin thii2 camp.

I don't always make brilliant choices, no. But glad that explained it better.

you dont make any, but you 2hould know that my patiience wiith playiing iinformant wont la2t forever.

Informants go both ways, brainiac. You're entitled to ask the occasional question too, you know. As long as we stay off a certain topic indefinitely, we might actually find ways to help each other now and again.

eheheheheheh dont put any bet2 on that.
or do, iid probably get a kiick out of 2eeiing how wrong you can be.

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