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[biifurcatiion]

gue22 what iim not here.
leave me a me22age and ii miight get back when ii have tiime, or not.









(Translation: Guess what I'm not here. Leave me a message and I might get back when I have time, or not.)

Comments

[biifurcatiion]

wow that ii2 not the que2tiion ii a2ked.
let2 pau2e for a moment and re-examiine what ju2t went down here.
ii 2aid, what are you doiing?
and you 2aid, where ii am ii2 none of your bu2iine22 and ii dont need help.
diid ii 2ay you needed help?
diid ii IIMPLY you needed help?
ii thiink you wiill fiind that ii diid not.
now where ii come from that ii2 called one, mii2diirectiion, and two, deniial.
but now that ii've 2aiid called your liittle bluff, whiich 2ucked, by the way, ii'm goiing two, and ii dont really know why but at thii2 poiint ii am not goiing two que2tiion iit becau2e boy diid you ju2t let 2liip 2omethiing awful whiich mean2 thiing2 mu2t be totally 2crewed.
thii2 mean2 you are not ok and or doiing 2omethiing 2tupiid, ii a22ume the two iinter2ect but ii wiill giive you two miinute2 two try and prove me wrong.

[nukeoleptic]

i am out of the safe house trying to help people who are not in safe houses
and it is pretty dangerous so im sorry if i say stupid shit i am just typing in a hurry!!!!!
and i just wanted to make sure that you were fine
dont give me stupid ultimatums sollux i was just worried about you T_T

2/2

[nukeoleptic]

also omg you talk as much as karkat
i didnt even know that was possible

1/2

[biifurcatiion]

oh my god that ii2 ju2t liike you.
what are you doiing, makiing tree2 for everybody two cliimb and 2wiing through liike monkey2, jumpiing freely from liimb two liimbe?
ii mean ii gue22 iit2 appropriiate ii know you guy2 are liike mutated ape2 but let me tell you what a bad iidea that 2ound2 liike.
protiip: the ultiimatum ii2 not 2tupiid iif you are ACTUALLY PUTTIING YOUR2ELF IIN DANGER.

2/2

[biifurcatiion]

oh and by the way fuck you two dont even compare me two that bulgereekiing moron.
even on my wor2t day2 ii am twenty tiime2 more coherent than he ii2.

[nukeoleptic]

i dont have time for this LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEED ANYTHING BYE >:O!!!!!

<small>[ AND THEN LIKE FOUR HOURS LATER...]

[nukeoleptic]

[ In plaintext.. ]

>:(

OH JADE

[biifurcatiion]

oh thank god.
iif ii were iincliined two be a completely douchebag riight now would be a good time two drop an ii told you 2o, dog, or 2omethiing equally a22iiniine.
what happened.

lkasjdfaksjdf

[nukeoleptic]

that is just a way to say i told u so w/o saying i told u so :/!!!!!!
and i hurt my arm
but its fine
i kind of live in the house where all the healers live
its just really annoying
i cant fucking use my powers like this aghghakljfsdfkl;j

[biifurcatiion]

oh my fuckiing p2iioniic god no ii am defiiniitely not 2ayiing that even though ii 2hould becau2e look how fuckiing riight ii wa2.
hurt how, diid you dii2locate your arm, ii2 that the dumba22 2tunt you ju2t pulled?
becau2e iif you diid WHY ARE YOU TALKIING TWO ME AND NOT MAKIING 2OMEONE FIIX IIT?
ii know you cant ju2t haul off and punch them iin the face untiil they giive iin but ju2t go kiick theiir 2hiin2 for awhiile, that'll get you mediical attentiion fa2t.

[nukeoleptic]

actually im pretty sure its broken
like 99percent sure
and im hiding right now
i am going back to the safe house ;p
im just going the more sneaky route so i dont draw any more attention to myself


and you were def saying i told u so
that is 100 percent what u were saying
its sweet of u to worry but im fine \o/

[biifurcatiion]

there ii2 a profound diifference between poiintiing out how thii2 backfiired on you, 2ayiing ii told you 2o, and actually worryiing.
2tartiing wiith tho2e la2t two aren't what'2 takiing place here.
ii thiink you wiill fiind that ii dont really giive a 2hiit about what you do on a regular ba2ii2! e2peciialy not when iit only ha2 negatiive con2equence2 for your2elf.

[nukeoleptic]

[ NO ANSWER. >/ ]

[biifurcatiion]

harley.
harley are you 2tiill there.

[nukeoleptic]

[ She's going to toe him in the shins later. >T ]

im busy
what do u want

[biifurcatiion]

oh my god fiir2t you're pe2teriing me two tell me how you broke your arm and then you're blowiing me off.
make up your miind already what you want two do here becau2e iit2 not liike ii have anythiing better two be doiing wiith my tiime than waiiting on your beck and call!

[nukeoleptic]

[ HE IS A REALLY NICE DISTRACTION for when she is hiding from Taken... ]

lmao sollux would u make up ur mind
do u care or not
i was trying 2 leave u alone

[biifurcatiion]

ii dont know maybe ii dont!
what do you have two 2ay two that, ehh?

[nukeoleptic]

i say that my arm hurts really bad and im still not in a safe spot
so usually i would find this eighty percent adorable and twenty percent annoying
but the percentages are swapped rn
does that answer ur question

[biifurcatiion]

ii wiill 2hut up on the condiitiion you tell me the 2econd you arent about two diie, get 2hot at, or otherwii2e exce22iively maiimed agaiin.

[nukeoleptic]

k

[ And then, about forty-five minutes later-- ]

sollux?

[biifurcatiion]

2tiill here.

[nukeoleptic]

im in a safe place and my arm is splinted and im not going back out
ok?

[biifurcatiion]

no but iit2 better than iit wa2.
you iidiiot.

[nukeoleptic]

i will stop by and you can lecture me to my face when things are back to normal, ok?
you have my permission to call me as dumb as you want for like fifteen minutes
i wont even argue :B