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[biifurcatiion]

gue22 what iim not here.
leave me a me22age and ii miight get back when ii have tiime, or not.









(Translation: Guess what I'm not here. Leave me a message and I might get back when I have time, or not.)

Comments

[biifurcatiion]

ii'm going two giive you two 2econd2 two try and gra2p the iirony of what you ju2t 2aiid.

[samantha_grey]

Let me guess. You think I'm really weird, along with an idiot and occasionally a complete psycho?

[biifurcatiion]

oh good, you were lii2teniing after all.
2ave2 me the tiime and trouble of haviing two repeat iit.

[samantha_grey]

Doesn't change the fact that you're a weird, squishy insectoid alien or something. Guess you're just going to have deal with a curious sometimes psycho.

[biifurcatiion]

ii dont have two deal wiith you.
ii could ju2t not an2wer, then what would you do?

[samantha_grey]

I could just keep sending message after message until you started foaming at the mouth in annoyance.

[biifurcatiion]

you undere2tiimate my abiiliity two be a 2piiteful 2tubborn 2hiithead.

[samantha_grey]

Heh, I think we're both underestimating each other here.

[biifurcatiion]

get two the fuckiing poiint 2am, iim a bu2y man.
or diid you ju2t want two hara22 me about not comiing out2iide?

[samantha_grey]

Harass you. Just being sociable, two-tones. You're fun to poke.

Well, that and I was actually a little curious, but you sated that already. You got anything to ask, busy man?

[biifurcatiion]

whiich one am ii talkiing two.

[samantha_grey]

The normal one. I'm not trying to get into your pants, Sollux. That's always a bad sign.

[biifurcatiion]

2orry, iit2 hard two tell. youre both 2o obnoxiiou2 and iirriitatiing.
diid you really ju2t bother me two a2k about whether or not ii wa2 gettiing out2iide.

[samantha_grey]

The other half's more terrifying than irritating. She's actually been... a little tame so far.

But yes, that's exactly what I did, homebound.

[biifurcatiion]

congratulatiion2, that ii2 the dumbe2t thiing anybody ha2 bothered me about thii2 week.

[samantha_grey]

Do I win a prize?

[biifurcatiion]

ye2, your priize ii2 two FUCK OFF.

[samantha_grey]

Not much of a prize, if you ask me.

[biifurcatiion]

2hut up dumba22 that2 the poiint.

[samantha_grey]

Not much of a point, now is it?

[Yeah, she's trolling a little. Not very well...]

[biifurcatiion]

ii cant fiigure out iif youre tryiing two cover for the fact that you had a diip2hiit rea2on for botheriing me and you cant briing your2elf two admiit iit or you 2omehow really thiink youre beiing clever.

[samantha_grey]

And now you just make me want to leave you guessing.

[biifurcatiion]

liike that wiill hurt me 2o much.

[samantha_grey]

Little victories

[biifurcatiion]

waiit.
ii2 thii2 liike 2ome kiind of weiird friiend2hiip overture???
oh my god plea2e 2ay iit ii2nt, plea2e 2ay you are not that emotiionally criippled.