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[biifurcatiion]

gue22 what iim not here.
leave me a me22age and ii miight get back when ii have tiime, or not.









(Translation: Guess what I'm not here. Leave me a message and I might get back when I have time, or not.)

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[biifurcatiion]

oh no, ii2 thii2 cut off your head and pii22 on your corp2e two 2how affectiion 2am.
becau2e watchiing you try two troll me get2 really 2ad, ii cant handle how pathetiic that 2htiick ii2.

[samantha_grey]

What? You really are silly. This is me trying to be friendly, doofus. Go on, though. You're always good for a laugh, I swear.

[biifurcatiion]

no iit2 ok ii wiill 2ave my dii2gu2t at the quiick2and trap that ii2 your de2perate need for romantiic fulfiillment that you are 2teadiily 2motheriing my 2peciie2 iin for another day.
al2o fuck you ii got over beiing dead 2o you can cram iit up your 2phiincter along wiith your 2en2e of ta2te and your craniium.
ii leave my block when ii feel liike iit.

[samantha_grey]

Not to burst your bubble, tommy two-tones, but you're not my type. I couldn't stop laughing hard enough to snog you. I'll stick the one member of your species I'm interested in. No need to fear me going after you too.

[Besides, even she wasn't dumb enough to use Sollux to make Eridan jealous.]

And when you want to leave your block? When would that be? A blue moon?

[biifurcatiion]

why do you 2uddenly care whether or not ii get out of the hiive, what'2 iit two you.

[samantha_grey]

Pure, unadulterated amusement and curiosity. Nothing more. I wonder what makes you people tick sometimes. You're all really weird.

[biifurcatiion]

ii'm going two giive you two 2econd2 two try and gra2p the iirony of what you ju2t 2aiid.

[samantha_grey]

Let me guess. You think I'm really weird, along with an idiot and occasionally a complete psycho?

[biifurcatiion]

oh good, you were lii2teniing after all.
2ave2 me the tiime and trouble of haviing two repeat iit.

[samantha_grey]

Doesn't change the fact that you're a weird, squishy insectoid alien or something. Guess you're just going to have deal with a curious sometimes psycho.

[biifurcatiion]

ii dont have two deal wiith you.
ii could ju2t not an2wer, then what would you do?

[samantha_grey]

I could just keep sending message after message until you started foaming at the mouth in annoyance.

[biifurcatiion]

you undere2tiimate my abiiliity two be a 2piiteful 2tubborn 2hiithead.

[samantha_grey]

Heh, I think we're both underestimating each other here.

[biifurcatiion]

get two the fuckiing poiint 2am, iim a bu2y man.
or diid you ju2t want two hara22 me about not comiing out2iide?

[samantha_grey]

Harass you. Just being sociable, two-tones. You're fun to poke.

Well, that and I was actually a little curious, but you sated that already. You got anything to ask, busy man?

[biifurcatiion]

whiich one am ii talkiing two.

[samantha_grey]

The normal one. I'm not trying to get into your pants, Sollux. That's always a bad sign.

[biifurcatiion]

2orry, iit2 hard two tell. youre both 2o obnoxiiou2 and iirriitatiing.
diid you really ju2t bother me two a2k about whether or not ii wa2 gettiing out2iide.

[samantha_grey]

The other half's more terrifying than irritating. She's actually been... a little tame so far.

But yes, that's exactly what I did, homebound.

[biifurcatiion]

congratulatiion2, that ii2 the dumbe2t thiing anybody ha2 bothered me about thii2 week.

[samantha_grey]

Do I win a prize?

[biifurcatiion]

ye2, your priize ii2 two FUCK OFF.

[samantha_grey]

Not much of a prize, if you ask me.

[biifurcatiion]

2hut up dumba22 that2 the poiint.